I first made this Tumblr a long time ago. I'm pretty busy with real life, so I log on every now and then.
my fave thing is when draco always teases harry like “you smell like a you’re still in middle school potter honestly get some new cologne”
and harry tries to get new cologne and malfoy scrunches his nose and shakes his head and says “that’s worse! did you steal that cologne from weasley ew”
and harrys like “im gonna smell so good fuck that guy” and steals a vial of amortentia out of the potions classroom and he rubs it all over himself
and everyone around him is asking what cologne he’s wearing and sniffing the heck out of him but harry walks straight up to malfoy and asks how he smells today
and he goes “you still smell exactly the same what is it”
and harry looks confused at first